OFFICE OF DERMATOPATHOLOGY

A specimen jar labeled Neutral Buffered Formalin, containing a small tissue sample, wearing a wide-brimmed white hat, held aloft by a gloved hand.

Melania the Melanoma

Term of Office: One Biopsy. Successfully Impeached.

Neutral Buffered Formalin — Chain of Custody Maintained

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